Tuesday, February 1, 2011
If you forgot I am a teenage girl here is your reminder
So I have been reading Owl City's blog lately cuz it's amazing. My favorite posts are the ones about kitchen mischief, cowboys in Wyoming and marshmallow fluff. You see, these are the ones that make absolutely no sense. There is something extraordinarily charming about writing without a moral or even a theme. But nonetheless I have a theme today (you might not have noticed because in the true Adam Young spirit I am rambling, hopefully not too obnoxiously.) So you can understand I will give you a clue: It's in the title. Yes the theme of this post is that I am a stupid teenage girl with nothing to talk about. This all culminates with me telling you that today I went to my orthodontist - you need to understand that they're in a new building now.Okay so, I was looking super-cute with curled hair and gray converse and... there were several cute boys. ( hey mom did you notice them, they were boys) I don't think there have ever been boys at my ortho before. They switch offices, POOF, cute boys. I don't know where they came from, its like magic. Probably there just to admire me in my really cute outfit. So you all know this is not what I talk like in person (if you haven't talked to me lately.) This is not what I think like in my head either. This is my special voice reserved for inanimate objects and worms. So now you can feel like my computer. That's who I'm talking to now. Reading over this I can see why he never talks back, I'm kinda boring and stupid and teenage girl-like. You can let me be self deprecating because none of you have even read this far, not even my computer. So now I'm talking to myself. Goodbye self!!!